Dot.commer

author   hates-dot.commers-as-secretly-scared-i-am-one

location   Melbourne, Australia

age   19-28

gender   male/female




description   good   bad

looks
face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
  good looking in an "unconventional" way,
wears combination of hip young local designer clothes, corporate logos and op- shop creations.
Birkenstocks.
  sour expression, sexless, wears unflattering deconstructivist clothing that bears no relationship to the actual human form.
Birkenstocks.

society interaction
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
  usually come from happy, well-adjusted middle class, or filthy rich family of architects.
Has sex with friends as an "extension of friendship". After experimenting with sex and drugs, usually ends up in long term relationship with member of opposite sex that leads to marriage and children.
  Has lots of special "problems" and "issues" that make them feel more hardcore than they really are. Completely humourless and self-congratulatory. Have ability to speak in a number of lexicons with out saying anything interesting in any of them.

activities
job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
  Usually designers of something obscure, like text. Goes to happenings and openings in laneways and bars to support friends and community. Does a bit of djing on the side.   completely obsessed with how things look. Goes to happenings and openings in bars and laneways to drink free booze and eat free food, and to be seen.
Is a crap dj.

character
motivation, temperament ...
  Motivated, ambitious, involved in arts in lots of different capacities.
Likes to meet new people.
  Scene queen, spin doctor, wanker.
Likes to meet the RIGHT people.

future
what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
  Probably fame and fortune, a spread in wallpaper, travel the world and be outrageously happy.   Will never leave Melbourne, but will rise to the top of the local dot.com hierarchy, and be outrageously happy.