Mouth Breather

author   Shawn

location   Look around, you'll see em!

age   15-45

gender   Mostly Males

description   good   bad

face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
  With the gaping jaw, you can get a good look at the 2 teeth they still have   Those teeth should have been yanked years ago.

society interaction
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
  Seen with other "Mouth Breathers", they attend "NASCAR", "Mud Truck Races" and often congregate at the local Wal-Mart   Marries only other mouth breathers, thus continuing the M.B. Lineage. No opportunity in sight for this breed to die off. When they multiply, they tend to have 5-6 offspring.

job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
  Proficient in the use of the Fry-o-Lator at McDonalds.   Confused when asked to run the cash register (you know, the one with the pictures on it)

motivation, temperament ...
  They are noticable by the lower jaw hanging open at ALL times! On a more advanced M.B. the upper jaw will extend slightly past the lower. Go ahead, try it, you'll see!   They feel everyone in the world is wrong and they are right. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ARGUE WITH AN M.B.! This can be frustrating to say the least. Simply smile and back away slowly!

what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
  M.B.s will continue to thrive as long as they have 3 things:
1. Chewin Tobaccy
2. Big mud tires
3. A trailer to call home
  The mouth breather feels a strong urge to multiply, even when normal logic would say stop (for reasons such as, oh, I don't know, maybe, can't feed the damn kids ya got now!!)