|Washed up jock|
|location||Small midwestern town|
face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
|Still keeps fit, although some parts are starting to sag. Polo shirts and neatly pressed slacks. Hushpuppy shoes. Split-level house built in the 70's. Drives a Corvette he really can't afford.||Went bald a long time ago, wears a hat to hide the truth. Combs over when hat isn't possible.|
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
|Single, no kids and has few real friends outside of work environment. On the look for love but rarely finds it.||Twice divorced due to infidelity. Horny as hell and has problems with premature ejaculation. Needs Viagra to get it up these days.|
job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
|Coaches basketball or football at small school. Was hometown hero that missed his shot at the big league. Very few winning seasons under his belt.||Extensive X-rated video collection that he watches frequently. Solicits female companionship when he visits the big city on "business."|
motivation, temperament ...
|Has great need to appear "macho" and to be admired for his knowledge of sports trivia.||Dreams of sex with animals.|
what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
|Same ol' same ol' for the forseeable future.||Good candidate for suicide if he's turned down again by that foxy English teacher.|