Washed up jock

author   Ed Miller

location   Small midwestern town

age   mid 50's

gender   Macho male

description   good   bad

face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
  Still keeps fit, although some parts are starting to sag. Polo shirts and neatly pressed slacks. Hushpuppy shoes. Split-level house built in the 70's. Drives a Corvette he really can't afford.   Went bald a long time ago, wears a hat to hide the truth. Combs over when hat isn't possible.

society interaction
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
  Single, no kids and has few real friends outside of work environment. On the look for love but rarely finds it.   Twice divorced due to infidelity. Horny as hell and has problems with premature ejaculation. Needs Viagra to get it up these days.

job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
  Coaches basketball or football at small school. Was hometown hero that missed his shot at the big league. Very few winning seasons under his belt.   Extensive X-rated video collection that he watches frequently. Solicits female companionship when he visits the big city on "business."

motivation, temperament ...
  Has great need to appear "macho" and to be admired for his knowledge of sports trivia.   Dreams of sex with animals.

what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
  Same ol' same ol' for the forseeable future.   Good candidate for suicide if he's turned down again by that foxy English teacher.