Fat-fucking oaf | ||
author | Tim Jaeger | |
location | All over the place | |
age | 20 + | |
gender | Male | |
description | good | bad | ||
looks face, phisique, car, clothes, house ... |
Unshaven, bald, fat, ugly Target/thrift store shopper Wears those weird black shoes w/ out any discernable laces Smells like mildew Wears a beige jacket circa '85 |
Wreaks of stale mildewy alcohol day and night. Too out of it to actually finish a thought. Owns a calculator and a gun. |
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society interaction sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ... |
Interacts pleasantly when receiving unemployment check Parents most likely dead or about to be. No discernable friends Makes love to a sock |
Impotent beyond belief. Friends in jail or also unemployed. Lost articles of clothing impetus for beginning actual, meaningful discussion |
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activities job, hobby, sport, illegal ... |
Running to cash unemployment checks at activity Thumbing through porn magazines Staring in space Wishing himself dead |
Ironing white t-shirts. Pondering pornographical fantasies. Pondering employment fantasies. |
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character motivation, temperament ... |
not motivated, except to urinate in the toilet except all over himself | lack of motivation keeps this disgusting person from shaving, using deodorant, or anything else | ||
future what will this personality stereotype achieve ... |
Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming | Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming | ||
examples |
http://www.allwatchers.com/Topics/Info_6338.asp |