|location||All over the place|
face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
|Unshaven, bald, fat, ugly
Target/thrift store shopper
Wears those weird black shoes w/ out any discernable laces
Smells like mildew
Wears a beige jacket circa '85
|Wreaks of stale mildewy alcohol day and night.
Too out of it to actually finish a thought.
Owns a calculator and a gun.
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
|Interacts pleasantly when receiving unemployment check
Parents most likely dead or about to be.
No discernable friends
Makes love to a sock
|Impotent beyond belief.
Friends in jail or also unemployed.
Lost articles of clothing impetus for beginning actual, meaningful discussion
job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
|Running to cash unemployment checks at activity
Thumbing through porn magazines
Staring in space
Wishing himself dead
|Ironing white t-shirts.
Pondering pornographical fantasies.
Pondering employment fantasies.
motivation, temperament ...
|not motivated, except to urinate in the toilet except all over himself||lack of motivation keeps this disgusting person from shaving, using deodorant, or anything else|
what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
|Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming||Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming|