Fat-fucking oaf

author   Tim Jaeger

location   All over the place

age   20 +

gender   Male

description   good   bad

face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
  Unshaven, bald, fat, ugly
Target/thrift store shopper
Wears those weird black shoes w/ out any discernable laces
Smells like mildew
Wears a beige jacket circa '85
  Wreaks of stale mildewy alcohol day and night.
Too out of it to actually finish a thought.
Owns a calculator and a gun.

society interaction
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
  Interacts pleasantly when receiving unemployment check
Parents most likely dead or about to be.
No discernable friends
Makes love to a sock
  Impotent beyond belief.
Friends in jail or also unemployed.
Lost articles of clothing impetus for beginning actual, meaningful discussion

job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
  Running to cash unemployment checks at activity
Thumbing through porn magazines
Staring in space
Wishing himself dead
  Ironing white t-shirts.
Pondering pornographical fantasies.
Pondering employment fantasies.

motivation, temperament ...
  not motivated, except to urinate in the toilet except all over himself   lack of motivation keeps this disgusting person from shaving, using deodorant, or anything else

what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
  Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming   Likely presidential candidate w/ proper grooming