Prototypical Patriot

author   American

location   United States of America

age   45

gender   male

description   good   bad

face, phisique, car, clothes, house ...
  Broad shoulders and thick arms (possibly with one or two tatoos). Freshly washed clothes. Red white and blue of some sort.   Pudgy belly, slight double chin, balding or already bald. T-shirt with a mildly racist slogan on it.

society interaction
sex, love, marriage, parents, friends ...
  Walking the dog. Talking about cars. Bitching with neighbors about the government and congress. Complaining about paying to much in taxes.

Going to church at least one sunday a month.

Drinking cheap American beer (probably Miller or Bud)

Sleeps with the wife after a particually thrilling football game and once and a while in the off season (thats real football not soccer)
  Kicks the dog when it barks. Bitching about the damn wop mechanic everytime the car breaks. Whining about the "God damn welfare State" and "all those worthless lazy immegrants" and how his taxes shouldn't go to support " a bunch of twinkle toed homos prancing around on stage" and how the government should help honest citizens not " help filthy crack whores raise their bastard children"

Lets his ex-wife raise his own bastard child.

job, hobby, sport, illegal ...
  Complaining. Telling people how it would be if he were in charge.

Telling every passer by that if he was just 20 years younger he would enlist and kill those bastards dead.
  Complaining about how much alamony he pays. Telling people how his blood sucking children are bleeding him dry.

motivation, temperament ...
  Scored the big touchdown in a high school football game at age 18. Has been reliving the glory days ever since.   Deeply embarrased about his lack of professional achievement.

Self concious about unexamined homosexual tendancies.

what will this personality stereotype achieve ...
  Years of routine. Go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch TV, go to sleep etc.   Drunk driving accident leaves him partially paralyzed and kills an19 year old girl and her infant son. Lives the rest of his life with an extremely guilty soul and dies in his sleep at age 60.